"Everything in the first two tiers, plus an annual deep dive to keep your house running like a dream".
Spring (March - May)
Inspect the roof for damage, missing shingles, or leaks (roofs are kind of important).
Check exterior paint and siding—because curb appeal matters.
Schedule HVAC servicing before summer, so you’re not melting in July.
Deep clean windows and screens (yes, you should do this at least once a year).
Check sprinkler system for leaks and make sure it actually waters your lawn, not the sidewalk.
Summer (June - August)
Seal driveways and walkways before they start looking like an archaeological dig site.
Inspect outdoor furniture and grills—because nobody wants to sit on a rusty chair.
Clean and repair pool equipment (if you have one, lucky you).
Check for ants, termites, and other uninvited guests.
Fall (September - November)
Schedule a chimney sweep before you light that first fire and fill your house with smoke.
Flush outdoor faucets and shut down sprinklers before they turn into icicles.
Clean out the gutters (again, because nature never quits).
Check attic insulation so your heating bill doesn’t skyrocket.
Reverse ceiling fans to circulate warm air—because science.
Winter (December - February)
Inspect the basement and crawlspace for moisture (because mold is not a good roommate).
Test backup generator (because power outages are fun for exactly zero minutes).
Check weather stripping and insulation around doors and windows—drafts don’t belong inside.
Stock up on ice melt and winter supplies before the first storm hits and the stores are empty.